“I am called it an ‘aqua jaw breaker’ coz of dah watery and hard to biting.”
Or........how to eat watermelon without using your hands.
On the other hand......his brother:-
“IZ DISGUSTIN LIKE EATIN A SPONGE!”
For yet another alternative view of watermelons, zip over to my pal "Melody" for a quick "slurp" and spit out the pips.