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Saturday, September 22, 2007

8 Random Facts

I have been tagged by
"Mary-LUE" from "Life the Universe and Everything."
The Rules:

I have to post these rules before I give you the facts.

Each player starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.

People who are tagged need to write their own blog (about their 8 things) and post these rules.

At the end of your blog, you need to choose people to get tagged and list their names.

Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

8 Random Facts/Habits About Me:


1. As a child, I longed to wear glasses so that I could look intelligent. Now I wear them all the time, but the promised intelligence is still adrift.

2. I am vain, I have a trunk of empty hair dye bottles to prove it.

3. The older I grow, the more fake I become – teeth, nails and aforementioned hair.

4. I shall be preserved forever in my coffin, because 99% of my food intake is brine. This is why I shall be incinerated, er...cremated and then scattered instead, ashes and dandruff to drift together.

5. I have huge hands on long spaghetti arms. [span on octave and two]

6. My hands match my overstuffed Calzone shaped feet, which is good because otherwise I would fall down a lot.

7. I am unable to operate any of the electrical gizmos in the house which are all networked. [it’s a plot]

8. As I grow ever more crumbly, my ambition is to emulate this woman. [warning = contains bad language.]



In my turn I tag

1. "Haddayr" because I need an update on how her new job is affecting her Psyche.

2. "Miscellaneous Adventures of an Aussie Mum" as we need to include the other continent.

3. "Radioactivejam" because she has a tendency to be cryptic and needs to be nailed down, [not easy with that jelly substance.]

4. "Kristina Chew," as she needs to be less enigmatic or should that be pneumatic, with the amount of high quality posts produced.

5. "Bub and Pie" because she needs the distraction although not necessarily the extra work load.

6. "Never Judge a Book by the cover" because all those 'hints' are just too subtle for people with little brains like me.

7. "Chelle" because now she's finished 'judging' she is so bored.

8. Then there's "VAB" who plays his cards very close to his chest. I want to see if he can be a good sharer, as anyone with that huge a brain is morally obliged to be a good sharer. [no pressure of course!]

Cheers dearies

6 comments:

kirayoshi said...

I remember a sketch from that same show when an older gentleman used the bathroom and she was annoyed because he used too much toilet paper. I thought that was funny - maybe also because I would be grumpy too when someone would spill with my toilet paper.

Linda said...

You've got to post a picture of yourself one of these for after all those descriptions I am merely picturing a walking, talking pile of different types of food! That dyes her hair, of course!

I do the whole dye thing, too, it's not that I'm vain persay, I just don't like the gray that keeps creeping in around my temples!

Jade said...

I love your vivid descriptions. lol. I'm not sure I'll ever think of Calizone the same. ;-)

Dadof6Autistickids said...

I found an 'Autism guide' for parents and teachers on the website of the National Education Association (NEA). It has a LOT of good info that parents should make sure their school district and teachers of your children have AND use. I thought you and or your
readers would find it useful.

I have more details and the link on our blog.

http://autismbitestheblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/autism-guide-for-educatorsteachersparen.html


Good luck!

Cat said...

I have moved from hints to full disclosure lol. But I will be happy to take the tag, thanks. Oh and I loved your descriptions...

Radioactive Jam said...

"Tends to be cryptic" might win the Understatement of the Year award.
;-) I'll do my best to not disappoint.

 
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